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Santa Monica GFE Escort
A Santa Monica GFE escort in California is not always what some believe them to be. A common misconception made by clients is that any ad that has the acronym (which stands for Girlfriend Experience) included in the ad must indicate that the escort that posted it must be providing some type of sexual service. We very much disagree with this take, as girlfriends across Santa Monica CA, and the world for that matter, have vastly different practices and mannerisms from one another.
But, due to the confusion around this acronym, it is best to stay away from any ads that have made it a point to include it because the police may also take note of the ad and jump at the chance to police and control your body by possibly setting up a sting. To give you a comparison, just look at how much the cops loved stomping on the people’s constitutional rights during the Rona fiasco. They stopped you from attending church, seeing your family in the hospital, arrested people if there were more than 10 family members at a funeral, and helped keep your businesses closed because they agreed with the governor that deemed us all non-essential.
Santa Monica FS Escorts
FS is an acronym that stands for Full Service and is at times confused with a guarantee of sexual services when seen in Santa Monica escort ads. Because of this confusion, many escort agencies, or escorts will include phrases like “Santa Monica FS escorts” in their ads for marketing purposes but they actually have no intention of providing those types of services to their clients.
For an easy to understand perspective: Your idea/opinion of what full service should mean will almost certainly vary wildly from someone else. You may think that you will be getting sex, and the next guy will think it should mean a walk on the beach, dinner, a movie, and a foot massage to end the night. Like the acronym above this one, it is probably still best to steer clear of any ads with this reference, as the police may jump at the chance to make your body their choice, and in a twist of irony, get paid to strip you down naked, put you in handcuffs, and stare at your butthole for a while. They’re not just nazis, they’re kinky nazis.
Santa Monica BBBJ Escorts
Santa Monica BBBJ escorts are allegedly offering the illegal service of Bareback Blow Job so, you should probably stay away from any ads with this code too. If you decide not to and instead call the ad you may just end up having to spread your cheeks and cough a few times for a sheriff that loves his job way too much. BTW, TruEscorts will not allow any of these acronyms or codes with potentially illegal meanings in any Santa Monica ads.
Independent, Outcall, and Incall Escorts in Santa Monica
Independent Santa Monica escorts do not work with an agency or service, but may still use a personal driver whom they have employed to take them from call to call in the Santa Monica CA area.
Outcall escorts in Santa Monica travel to the clients location.
Incall escorts in Santa Monica expect the client to travel to the location of the escort.
Santa Monica Fetish Escorts
Santa Monica fetish escorts will usually cater to very specific requests made by the clients that contact them for fetish related services. This could end up being a simple request by the client for the escort to show up to their place wearing specific articles of clothing or to show up and treat them like a California cop treats your constitutional rights – like dog poop stuck to their shoe.
Stings in Santa Monica
Stings in Santa Monica are quite frustrating for escort agencies and independents. It is police setting up either a client or an escort and they hope to try and ruin their lives as best as possible with prostitution-related charges. Roughly 95% of stings in Santa Monica, and all of California for that matter, are carried out at hotels or motels. On some super rare occasions, they will also use apartments or condos. The good news for you is, if you’re doing things legally then you have nothing to worry about when it comes to Santa Monica stings.
If you do get wrapped up in one and you know that there’s been a mistake made by the boys and girls in blue it is probably best to identify yourself if required by state law and to immediately ask to speak with a lawyer. The police would obviously already be planning on taking you in or at least filing charges against you. There is basically zero chance that you’re going to talk them out of it. They want a promotion and you are one of their stepping stones to help them get to it.
If you only identify yourself and request to speak with your lawyer, well, the cops legit have almost nothing to go on. Those types of charges (prostitution related) are usually misdemeanors. So, even if you do go to jail, it’ll be brief, and it’ll be way briefer if you just bail out immediately. Misdemeanors usually carry light bail amounts.
This is all obviously just our humble opinion and should not be taken as legal advice.
If you wish to help the Santa Monica police ruin your life and tell you what to do with your body, by all means, talk yourself into a guilty verdict. As they say, anything that you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. But remember this, before they say that line they lead off with “You have the right to remain silent.” Only they say that part right after they’ve tricked you into talking yourself into a hole.
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