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Laguna Beach Escorts List Of Codes, Lingo, Acronyms, Terminology, Phrases, and Slang Terms
GFE escort in Laguna Beach California
GFE escorts in Laguna are not always what some believe them to be. A common misconception made by clients is that any ad that has the acronym (which stands for Girlfriend Experience) included in the Laguna Beach ad must indicate that the escort that posted it must be providing some type of sexual service. We very much disagree with this take, as girlfriends across OC, Laguna Beach, and the whole world for that matter, have vastly different practices and mannerisms from one woman to the next.
However, due to all the confusion around this acronym, it is in our opinion best that you stay away from any Laguna Beach ads that have made it a point to include the code because the police may also take note of the ad and jump at the chance to police and control your body by possibly setting up a sting and arresting you.
As an example, just look at how much the cops loved stomping on the people’s constitutional rights during the Rona fiasco. They stopped you from attending church, from shopping, from seeing your family in the hospital, arrested people if there were more than 10 family members at a funeral, and helped keep your Orange County businesses closed because they agreed with the governor that deemed most of the population non-essential. Don’t throw yourself at the mercy of the gestopo, sorry, the OC police, for they tend to have none. They just follow tyrannical orders.
Laguna Beach FS Escort
FS is an acronym that stands for Full Service and is at times confused with an assurance of sexual services when seen in Laguna Beach escort ads. Because of this confusion, many escorts will include it in their ads for marketing purposes but they actually have no intention of providing those types of services to their clients.
For an easy to understand perspective: Your idea/opinion of what full service should mean will almost certainly vary wildly from someone else. You may think that you will be getting some kind of sexual service, and the next person will think it should mean a long walk on the beach, dinner at a nice restaurant, a movie, and a back massage to end the night. Like the acronym above this one, it is probably still in your best interest to steer clear of any Laguna escort ads with this reference, as the cops may jump at the chance to make your body their choice, and in a twist of irony, get paid to strip you down naked, put you in handcuffs, and take a nice long look at your butthole. They’re not just nazis, they’re kinky nazis.
Laguna Beach BBBJ Escort
BBBJ escorts in Laguna are allegedly offering the illegal service of Bareback Blow Job so, you should probably stay away from any ads with this code too. If you decide not to and instead call the ad you may just end up having to spread your cheeks and cough a few times for an Orange County sheriff that loves his job way too much. BTW, TruEscorts will not allow any of these acronyms or codes with potentially illegal meanings in any Laguna Beach escort advertisements.
Laguna Beach Independent, Outcall, and Incall Escort
Independents do not work with an agency or service, but may still use a personal driver whom they have employed to take them from call to call in the OC area.
Outcall escorts in Laguna CA travel to the clients location.
Incall escorts in Laguna Beach California expect the client to travel to the location of the escort in Orange County.
Fetish Escorts in Laguna Beach
These Laguna providers will usually cater to very specific requests made by the clients that contact them for fetish related services. This could end up being a simple request by the client for the escort to show up to their place wearing certain articles of clothing or to show up and treat them like a meth-head that you just found breaking into your garage and beat them with a sock full of live crickets. To each his own, you know? Because it is so hard for clients to find women in bars, clubs, or many other public places to indulge their desires, Laguna fetish escorts tend to make big bucks.
Stings in Laguna Beach
Stings in Laguna are quite frustrating for escort agencies and independent escorts. It is Orange County police setting up either a client or an escort in a sting and they hope to try and ruin their lives as best as possible with prostitution-related charges. Roughly 95% of OC stings, and most large cities for that matter, are carried out at motels or hotels. On some very rare occasions, the cops will also use apartments or condos. The good news for you is, if you’re doing everything legally then you shouldn’t have anything to worry about when it comes to Laguna Beach stings.
If you do get set up in a sting and you know that there’s been a mistake made by the police it is probably best to identify yourself if required by state law and to ask to speak with your lawyer before answering any of their questions. Did they just ask you if you like having eye lashes? Sounds like a damn fine question for your attorney! The Laguna Beach police would obviously already be planning on taking you in or at least filing charges against you. There is basically zero chance that you’re going to talk them out of doing so. They want a promotion, raise, or brownie point, and you are but a stepping stone to help them get to it.
Laguna Beach Stings
If you only identify yourself and request to speak with your attorney, well, the cops legit have almost nothing to go on. Those types of charges (prostitution related) are usually misdemeanors. So, even if you do go to jail, it’ll be brief, and it’ll be way briefer if you just bail out of the OC jail immediately. Misdemeanors usually carry light bail amounts and are easy to afford for many.
This is obviously just our humble opinion and should not be taken as legal advice. If you wish to help the OC police ruin your life and tell you what to do with your body, by all means, help them screw you as thoroughly as possible. As the cops love to say, “Anything that you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.” But also remember this, before they say that line they open with “You have the right to remain silent.” Only thing is, they say that part right after they’ve tricked you into talking yourself into a guilty verdict.
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